ok,well,i change my mind. i can't leave DA. i've been here way too long to leave and i really like all the people here. i'll just have to renew my stupid subscription. thanks,assholes. im spending money just cuz i love you all.

no this is not a stupid april fools joke..

wow...just..wow. a lot of important things have happened in my life recently but i declined to write about them because i could not find the motivation..

but the new street fighter..wow.

let me tell you what a pile of shit this is. no. never mind. i cant. this game is such a pile of shit that if i even began to tell you a quarter of whats wrong with it,the entire fucking internet would break at the fucking sheer volume of shit wrong with it. what is right with the game? ARUHUR. the animated cut scenes look like they were prepared for redubbing by 4kids entertainment. the 3d graphics are fine but FUCKING SHIT chun li has fucking man legs like woah wtf. there is not a single satisfying character in the game because there is not a satisfying thing you can do in the game. not even movements. you cant even fucking run for mother shit fucks sake holy shit i don't believe how bad this game is i've lost my shit. brb i gotta go beat "seth" so we can at least unlock cammy before i return this pile of shit tomorrow.

EDIT
never mind,i gave up,this game is too gay. Seth? really?thats the totally ominous name for your final boss?

had this planned for a while. thought you guys should know. once my subscription runs out,im outta here.<3

I have not masturbated since last year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

TIME TO TAKE THE FIRST PISS OF THE YEAR FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAR!